"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
Ask me anything
"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." - Abert Einstein
Player: “I go along with it.”
DM: “Make a Constitution check.”
Player: “Nat 1.”
DM: “…roll a d100”
Player: “Nat 100.”
DM: “The Ninja is now a baby daddy. (via outofcontextdnd)
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”